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17 Ways a New Pill to Mimic Exercise Will Change Fitness & Business

  

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You know what this means for the fitness attitude and business, don't you?

It means that people will:

1. Expect an exercise mimic pill to be served with every meal.
2. Want meals with built-in exercise mimic pills.
3. Have bosses who require exercise mimic pills to be taken to maintain weight.
4. Suspect the Biggest Loser contestants will be cheating with an exercise mimic pill.
5. Not know the difference between a real exercise mimic pill and a mimic of an exercise mimic pill.
6. Overindulge on exercise mimic pills and then need to go on a feeding frenzy to gain weight.
7. Instead say: "I can't talk right now, I am exercising," and then take an exercise mimic pill which means of course, you have not lied about exercise.
8. Be able to exercise in their sleep with the exercise mimic pill?
9. Hear from every marketing agency in the world:  Viagra, Votox and Exercise Mimic Pill ... all in one!
10. Be too tired at times for work because of too much exercise from the exercise mimic pill.
11. Not be able to tell between the people who look fit from real exercise or the fake exercise mimic pill.
12. Take an exercise mimic pill in the most unusual places.  What the heck?
13. Will no longer need to visit the health and fitness club in Auburn, WA.  (There is, after all, an exercise mimic pill soon to be available).
14. Will have contests on reality TV of who can lose the most weight WITHOUT regular exercise and ONLY use the exercise mimic pill.
15. Begin to feed their children the exercise mimic pill before they need it as a "just in case".
16. Over time expect to see special flavors and colors of exercise mimic pills.
17. Will want cartoon shaped, cartoon named exercise mimic pills. (Take your Flintsones exercise mimic pill with iron now.)